OH, la vie....

1. Why are the rubber bands in the copy room too small to go around papers?
2. When was the last time you heard Ani DiFranco?
3. Isn't it kind that the phone company will let you change your phone number for free if the change is due to harassment (otherwise the cost is $25)?
4. You know how you start thinking that the answer to Fridays and how painful they seem would be to do away with Fridays but then you realize it's a sliding scale and you'd eventually have to get rid of all work days and then you wouldn't be able to pay your rent and stupidly you chose to live somewhere where a roof is a necessity?
5. Does Tab energy drink seem somehow like you're just drinking cancer cells?
6. Why do my plants always die as soon as possible?
7. Why do people write nice notes and then write mean ones without intervening event?
8. Isn't it unfair that I went to a school where people were concerned I would be kidnapped such that my fingerprints are in the police database and so I wouldn't be able to get away with a crime, unlike someone whos safety was no one's concern?