Zimbabwe/ South Africa Spam

So sometimes I get confused, usually when I am tired or whatnot, and I think, well what if these people are really having difficulties...I'm not sure that has anything at all to do with these complicated scams, I don't mean the people sending the e-mails, but the people whose stories they steal. Like that's sad.

But my favorite part about this is the clause providing: "we planned to invest the rest of the money in your country under your guidance."

It's an interesting direction, and I suppose it could appeal to someone with a scam company that needs funds etc. I mean, theoretically, you could take all of their money, if you were unscrupulous :) But yes, bonne chance Mme. Konta

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ATTN: THE DIRECTOR/C.E.O. FROM: MRS. HELEN KONTA JOHANNESBURG, R.S.A. TELL: +27-83-979-0894FAX: +27-86-558-8894 Dear Sir, A PLEA FOR URGENT FAMILY ASSISTANCE. With due respect, trust and humanity, I write this letter to you Seeking your help and assistance. Though it’s difficult since we do not know each other and have not met before. I got your good contact from Network onward here in South Africa, regarding your business profile and sincerity. I believe that you are capable and reliable in handling this urgent international transaction of this sort. I am MRS. HELEN KONTA, the wife of the COMRADE JOHN KONTA, the Zimbabwean former Minister for Youth & Gender Equality who is also a businessman and politician, in the Zimbabwean political arena. My Husband was the Famous politician who stood firm against President Mugabe’s idea of continuous Fight in Democratic Republic of Zimbabwe and my Husband also stood against the Seizure of white owned farms and the distribution of it to the blacks without compensation to the white owners. Because of my Husband sincerity, he was killed on 14th April 2007 by a planned motor accident along Mashonaland in Western Mashona Province of Zimbabwe. The planners of the accident are to be said dissidents Soldiers suspected to have the backing of the Government and President Mugabe himself. When this accident occurred at about 10:15 am Zimbabwean time, my Husband did not died on the spot rather he was rushed to Harare hospital by unknown soldiers and my Husband managed to call me and my elder son JOSHUA, through his assistance,He instructed me to take good care of our children and leave Zimbabwe immediately for our safety, which we have successfully did and now we are in South Africa as Asylum Seekers (Refugee) with the original Documents of the deposit money intact, issued by the Private security company. But because of the country’s existing law in South Africa which bars asylum seekers /refugees like us to operate an account with such huge amount (US$37 Million (Thirty Seven Million United States Dollars) and the fear of the money not raising eyebrows here in South Africa as our neighboring country, I decided to write to you to seek for your help for this money to be transferred into your private bank account as all arrangements for a hitch-free transfer have been dully made. I want to assure you also that this transaction is 100% risk free, as no other person knows about the real contents of this box apart from my two children, my brother and our family legal instructor here in South Africa and I. As for your reward for your kind assistance, we have resolved to enter into a joint venture establishment with you upon the conclusion of the transaction or Alternatively, we are ready give you 20% of the total amount, 5% has been mapped out for any expenses that might be incurred in the course of this transaction and we planned to invest the rest of the money in your country under your guidance. If you are willing to help us, you can choose any of the two options for your reward above and try as much as possible to contact my BROTHER JACOB with these above telephone/fax or email numbers to enable him detail you the procedure as he made towards concluding the transaction. Bear it in mind that our future lives solely depend on this fund and we do hope that this money will be safe when finally transferred into your personal bank Account. I do hope of establishing a rewarding and good relationship with you and your family after this transaction. I await your promptly Reply and you can send your direct telephone and fax Numbers in your reply for Easier and oral Communication and more explanation about the transferring procedure. Have A Nice Day as I wait for your urgent response via the telephone/fax numbers of my BROTHER JACOB above. For more information concerning the brutality of the Mugabe government please Click this links: h.t.t.p.:/./.w.w.w...time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1833968,00.htmlallAfrica.com: Zimbabwe: UN Political Affairs Chief Says 'Winner-Takes-All' Approach Will Widen Divisions, Produce Discredited Result (Page 1 of 1)h.t.t.p.:/./.w.w.w.america.gov/st/peacesec-english/2008/June/20080606162832dmslahrellek0.9750025.htmlh.t.t.p.:/./.w.w.w...ambafrance-uk.org/Presidency-communique-on-Zimbabwe.htmlhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/918781.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/715001.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1063785.stmBest regards Helen Konta (Mrs.)